When I’m an employer we won’t have Casual Friday. We’ll have Uncomfortable Tuesday where everyone needs to wear suits on Tuesday but the rest of the week you can wear whatever cowboy hats you want
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are you allowed to wear anything other than cowboy hats on normal days? because if you can’t at least wear your Bionicle underwear I think that’s a pretty exploitative workplace
you can wear whatever underwear you want, except on Tuesdays when you have to wear swim trunks and they have to be wet
the girl who lives next to me just brought a guy home at 1am and the walls are super thin and i can hear them watching the entire llamas with hats series
llamas with hats and chill
Things Everyone Regardless of Gender Looks Great In:
-leather jackets
-flannel shirts (buttoned or unbuttoned)
-skinny jeans
-eyeliner
-ANY MAKEUP AT ALL
-dresses
-beanies
-snapback hats
-hats in general
-ties
-suits
[feel free to add]
The blood of their enemies
I just lost 6 followers for pointing out that there aren’t a lot of women in lord of the rings. I lost more followers than there are speaking female characters in the nine hours of lord of the rings
apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons
say it with me kids: space mermaidsOkay, this brought out my inner astronomy nerd, hold onto your hats, folks.
The moon is called Europa, and it doesn’t have just an ocean. It is completely covered in water with a mile-thick sheet of ice over the top.
Now we know that the ice has water under it because once in a while, massive fucking geysers shoot water up into space.
Now this brings up an interesting question about Europa: How in the fuck can the water stay warm enough to be liquid if there’s a mile-thick sheet of ice on top of it?
And the theorized answer is: Europa has a core that is warm like our own. And it has undersea hydrothermal vents that are causing the geysers.
Now this would keep the water at above-freezing temperatures, and if the hydrothermal vents on Europa act anything like the ones on Earth, we have the potential of them spitting up organic matter from Europa’s core into the oceans.
And guess what that soup of organic matter means? The potential for life.
So yeah. Space mermaids. And a whole lot more.
Can some astronauts PLEASE go there and drill under the sheet or to be less destructive, go into one of the geyser holes????????????? I’m so curious!!!!!
when we get killed by aliens cuz we didn’t wanna mind our damn business I hope everyone remembers this post
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YOOOOpsychoticrabbit3
Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
it would be filled with school jumpers and hats from primary school, as well as jewellery.
There is so much potential Steven Universe merch that isn’t happening.
T-shirts with Rose Quartz’s gem on the tummy
Gloves and mittens with Garnet’s gems on the palms
Hats with Pearl’s gem on the front
Cookie Cat cookie cutters
Plushies of everybody
Lapis Lazuli gem backpacks with little wings on the sides
And you know kids would eat up temporary tattoos of different gems, they could be a Crystal Gem too!
Cartoon Network people who are in charge of this shit please make it happen I have an ever-growing need for this kind of thing and I would buy it all up to support the show with official merch since I can’t really ever watch it on TV
headline: six professors of pokemon biology have had their scientific findings discredited after discovery that all of their field research was conducted by 10 year old children in stupid hats
April Fool's Day on Tumblr
- 2014: top hats
- 2015: capitalism
- 2016: lizard election
i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry
and i am also the person who violently taps their nails against the table
also the person who keeps clicking their pen
I am the person who does all three and I’m really sorry, I don’t even realise I’m doing it until it’s probably too late